Certified Drug Dealer

This 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug is the perfect blend of medical professionalism and hilarious self-awareness. Featuring a cute, smiling prescription scroll and the bold, tongue-in-cheek title "CERTIFIED DRUG DEALER," this mug is a must-have for any healthcare professional with prescribing authority.

It’s the ideal way for doctors, pharmacists, nurse practitioners (NPs), physician assistants (PAs), and veterinarians to add some edgy humor to their desk or breakroom. The design includes a subtle "For Office Use Only" note, making the joke even sharper. It’s the perfect companion for grand rounds, dispensing medications, or fueling up before seeing patients.

🎁 The Perfect Gift For:

• Physicians and Residents
• Pharmacists and Pharmacy Techs
• Nurse Practitioners (NPs) and Physician Assistants (PAs)
• Veterinarians and other animal prescribers
• Anyone who writes prescriptions and appreciates dark medical humor

✨ Mug Features:

• Size: 11 oz or 15 oz
• Material: Durable white ceramic
• Safety: Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Design: High-quality, vibrant print with a cute prescription scroll and mortar and pestle graphic.

Give the gift of laughter (and legal prescribing power) with the "Certified Drug Dealer" mug!