Dead People Have Stable Vitals

When you work in medicine, you quickly learn that "stable" is a subjective term, and sometimes, the most stable patients... are the ones beyond caring! This 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug is the perfect piece of gallows humor for anyone who has ever stared at a monitor wishing for absolute, unchangeable stability.

Featuring a cheerful skeleton giving a thumbs-up and surrounded by a bold, vintage-style design, this mug is an instant conversation starter. It’s a great way for doctors, nurses, paramedics, and medical students to share a laugh over the grim realities of the job. It's the ideal fuel for those shifts where you need a caffeine kick and a reminder that some problems are, thankfully, outside your jurisdiction.

🎁 The Perfect Gift For:

• ER and ICU Staff with a dark sense of humor
• Paramedics and EMTs
• Nurses and Doctors who appreciate classic medical jokes
• Anatomy/Physiology Students
• Anyone in the medical field needing a good laugh!

✨ Mug Features:

• Size: 11 oz or 15oz
• Material: Durable white ceramic
• Safety: Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Design: High-quality, vibrant orange and black print.

Give the gift of stability (and a dark chuckle) with this essential medical humor mug!