Officially Geriatric Uterus Unisex T-Shirt

Featuring a cute cartoon character with a walker and bold text, this shirt makes a hilarious statement for birthdays, retirement parties, or anyone embracing the “senior” lifestyle with pride.

Made from soft, breathable fabric, this tee is comfy enough for everyday wear while being the perfect conversation starter.

👕 Details:

• Unisex fit – flattering for all body types
• Soft, lightweight cotton blend for comfort
• High-quality print that won’t fade or crack
• Available in multiple sizes (S–3XL)
• Great gift for birthdays, retirements, or gag occasions
• 100% cotton

🎁 Perfect For:

• Over-the-hill birthday parties
• Funny retirement gifts
• Gag gifts for coworkers, friends, or family
• Seniors who love humor and sass
• Casual everyday wear with a comedic twist

Because age is just a number—but laughter is timeless!